is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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