help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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