Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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