We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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