dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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