i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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