Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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