She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
