He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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