I can't watch pbs sober anymore
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i dont even know how to be here
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
