i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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