god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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