You really coming over, don't trick.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize