nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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