I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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