Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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