Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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