I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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