Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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