HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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