I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
did you just send me my own nude
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I deserve this hangover.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
