I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
