It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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