is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
His nipple licking is glorious
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