This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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