I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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