The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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