he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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