I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
