i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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