I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
