For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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