Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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