Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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