Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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