Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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