I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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