For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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