i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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