After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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