I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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