that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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