i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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