Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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