Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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