There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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