Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He better not be in your backpack
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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