used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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