i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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