Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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