She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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