When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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