Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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