so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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