I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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