He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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